Subject: [a goof] Look! Chrissy! Chrissy! Chrissy!
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (KSeward)
Date: 3 Sep 1997 00:12:26 GMT
Too far from the stars to have any connection to CE, I offer this
jest at the expense of a recent chain mailer:
!!! EASY WAY TO MEET CHRISSY!!!
Take five minutes to read this and it will change your life.
A few weeks ago, I was browsing these newsgroups and came across an article
about Chris Elliott's severe need for corn chips and five dollar bills. I
was skeptical, but
interested. It said that first you send one wharf rat to each of 5
unspecified persons. You then place a platter full of corn chips (okay,
maybe a few Cheetos as well for good measure) and five dollar bills on the
center of an abandoned crossroad at midnight.
Do that and Chris will show up in 1-2 months, maybe sooner, wearing really
ugly golf clothes and a big straw hat. SWEAR, I'M NOT LYING TO YOU AND
THIS IS NOT A SCAM!
DO IT NOW. Soon you will have Chris eating from your platter,
cool stories about whatever he can think up, and stuffing fivers into a
basket fashioned from newly-shorn wolverines.