Subject: [a goof] Look! Chrissy! Chrissy! Chrissy!
From: kseward@aol.com (KSeward)
Date: 3 Sep 1997 00:12:26 GMT
Message-id: <19970903001201.UAA06519@ladder02.news.aol.com>
 

Too far from the stars to have any connection to CE, I offer this
simple
jest at the expense of a recent chain mailer:

!!! EASY WAY TO MEET CHRISSY!!!

Take five minutes to read this and it will change your life.
A few weeks ago, I was browsing these newsgroups and came across an article
about Chris Elliott's severe need for corn chips and five dollar bills. I
was skeptical, but
interested. It said that first you send one wharf rat to each of 5
unspecified persons.  You then place a platter full of corn chips (okay,
maybe a few Cheetos as well for good measure) and five dollar bills on the
center of an abandoned crossroad at midnight.
Do that and Chris will show up in 1-2 months, maybe sooner, wearing really
ugly golf clothes and a big straw hat.  SWEAR, I'M NOT LYING TO YOU AND
THIS IS NOT A SCAM!

DO IT NOW.  Soon you will have Chris eating from your platter, telling
cool stories about whatever he can think up, and stuffing fivers into a
basket fashioned from newly-shorn wolverines.